Still fresh, even though it happened somewhere along the way from Utah to Oregon, via Northern California.
Caleb (to Ellie): What in the hell did you say?
Dad: Caleb, what did you just say!?
Caleb: I said, "What in the hell did you say?"
Dad: Son, there's a word in that sentence that we don't use, okay?
Caleb: Well, can I say "Sweet Sister Francis" instead?
I have witnesses.