Sometime between 3am and 4am, October 5th, 2009:
Married couple sleeping again after recent visit from itchy four-year old.
Suddenly, very LOUD crashing sound from downstairs, including what sounds like glass breaking.
Younger, prettier spouse goes from deep sleep to battle-ready mode in less than two seconds, complete with war cry:
"What in the *#@& was that?"
Couple walks to the top of the stairs to hear what sounds like a plate slowly spinning around on the kitchen floor. They go to investigate.
Earlier that day, younger, prettier spouse had hung bananas on a hook that was part of a candle holder. The forces of the universe had finally voted (at 3:20am? Don't you guys have anything better to work on?) and gravity prevailed.
Another burglary thwarted...